How Cristiano Ronaldo built his career.

 

Hi Kids, interested in following the footsteps of 2013 balon d'or winner Cristiano Ronaldo ?

'Out of nothing' 

     Cristiano Ronaldo  is a mastermind, he did something only possible in the 21st century,
 
"CR7" took advantage of current technological resources, and built 'himself ' a career that would be compared with the most talented footballers currently, usually a comparison by the mainstream media, mostly facebook, make of that what you will.

   Said technological resources include modern surgery, teeth implants, Acne laser removal, which has helped cr7 to ascend out of the unknown to the mainstream media.

   CR7 also is greatly known for resourcing to modern concept of "angel investors" which allowed him to shape his career and come up with the greatest formula to goal scoring,

this consists in  using the middleman (some say it's the illuminati) to hold the advertisers money in escrow, untill the referee gives ronaldo the advantage.


  The rest involves running with the ball 10 meters untill he encounters the defenders, they immediatly go after him, probably with intention of tackling him, but before they get a chance, 98% of the times, cr7 will be in the floor already, before contact is made. this allows mastermind cristiano to try penalties and freekicks as many times as he wish.(he scores sometimes), some say only when the illuminati not only buys the referee, but the oponents goalie.

 “  Call it cheating, but me, as a referee, will take the Ferrari everyday, since current football fans have the memory span of a fly they wouldn’t remember I gave Ronaldo the penalty anyway.

    Why wouldn't I do it I think? Well, we live in nihilist times anyway, but mostly because the illuminated ones made me an offer I couldn’t refuse."   'Some referee'

 This has somewhat given cristiano a reputation of being a diver, altough some will refute to this idea that he takes a dive, some of those tend to be: people who never watch football, most Portuguese people(blind patriotism explains this fenomena), Homosexual men, ManUnited fans, Real Fans, girls who don't watch football, people with eye sight problems, down syndrome patients, Portuguese, and people who rarely watch football, The Portuguese, did I mention those already?



Why would he possibly be compared with football greatest players? 
 
Wonders of modern cosmetic surgery ?

could the illuminati really be behind this? 

Why would he possibly be compared with football greatest players? 

The thing is, why wouldn't he?

 in a society where Justin Biber, Niki minej, Beyonce, and  Keny West are top mainstream musicians everything is possible.